August 4, 2009

What's in YOUR Wallet?

Contents of my diaper bag (in no particular order):

  • digital camera
  • empty packaging for Sir Topham Hatt's car
  • pink stuffed bunny rabbit
  • overstuffed wallet
  • 2 empty baggies
  • "Lollie Lamb" book - copyright 1949
  • baggie with remains of trail mix snack
  • jar of Gerber squash
  • jar of Gerber sweet potatoes
  • package of pacifier wipes
  • thin navy blue headband
  • pink waffle headband with white flower
  • 5 size three Pampers diapers
  • 1 size six Pampers diaper
  • mini Fisher Price Doodle-Pro
  • 2 packages of Hershey's Kissables
  • plastic spoon in wrapper
  • 2 plastic spoons out of wrappers
  • pair of pink Robeez shoes
  • toddler spork
  • JJ Cole pacifier holder
  • pair of baby leggings (handmade by moi from Gymboree socks!)
  • 2 toddler spoons
  • 3 noise makers from the inside of old toys
  • toddler-size plastic ring
  • figure-eight teether
  • baggie with toddler fork and knife
  • cell phone
  • artwork done by son during church
  • $10 Stop&Shop gift card
  • 2 fake coins
  • directions to friends' house with blog ideas listed on back
  • 2 sticks of melted gum
  • 2 dried-out baby wipes
  • odd assortment of receipts
  • old shopping list
  • Vacation Bible School registration form
  • 7 1/2 loose Cheerios
  • ladybug sticker
  • miniature golf score card
  • handful of Blueberry Eyes Design business cards
  • Bath & Body Works Orange Ginger travel-size body lotion
  • roll of stamps (unopened)
  • camera memory card case (empty)
  • pad of post-it notes
  • blank Ready Post address label
  • orange spinning top
  • egg shaker
  • 1 pink sock (note - not one pair)
  • box of 4 crayons from California Pizza Kitchen
  • Safety 1st baby hairbrush
  • korker bow
  • itty-bitty pink bow
  • Baby Orajel, Nighttime Formula
  • 4 (likely dead) Energizer batteries
  • sermon notes from June 14th
  • "application for a US Passport by Mail"
  • 10 1-cent stamps
  • "Stamps Delivered to your Mailbox" brochure
  • 4 thank-you cards for son's birthday party (over a month ago!) - sorry!
  • list of dairy- and soy-free items available at Stop&Shop
  • 4 pads
  • 6 tampons
  • Daddy's sunglasses
  • toddler sunglasses
  • Mommy's (previously assumed lost) sunglasses
  • 3 pens
  • 1 pencil
  • 4 loose mini-markers
  • infant toothbrush (unknown history - ew!)
  • 5 infant spoons
  • baggie of Cheerios
  • 2 1/2 pieces of Hubba Bubba bubblegum, still in package
  • blue race car

I'm clearly prepared for anything. Especially if it requires utensils!

6 confessions & pardons:

Cristyn said...

how BIG is your diaper bag? wow. that's impressive.

Anonymous said...

respect ,)
L.

Guilty Mom said...

Cristyn - remember Mary Poppins? When she retired, I got her bag!

Russamoto said...

Please post a picture of your diaper bag ASAP! I need to see the size of that. I tried packing a diaper bag today and all I could find to put in was some wipes...no diapers yet.

Anonymous said...

1 stick of orange lipglass
1 stick of pink lipgloss
1 regular-sized lipstick - burgundy
3 sample sized Clinique lipsticks
1 digital camera
1 cell phone
8 pieces of business card sized plastic (library cards, gift cards, debit card, driver's license, etc.)
1 open pen
Too many reciepts to count
1 package of stamps
A set of prayer beads
1 pair of Lightning McQueen underpants
1 matchbox car
a picture of each of my kids -- mostly for identification purposes in case I loose track of one of them!

Guilty Mom said...

By the way, I just learned that the toothbrush belongs to my neice. Now how it got there remains a mystery....