Baby's Coming...Soon

One of the most common things I hear these days (besides, "Wow! You look ready to pop!"), is "What do you still need for the baby?". In case you too were wondering, here's my list:

1. We could really use a college fund. Anyone got an extra to share?

2. A personal chef would do wonders. My poor toddler must get so bored with peanut butter & jelly! And I'd like a nice steak now and then.

3. A housekeeper. Someone who would smile while scrubbing the bathroom floor sounds like a dream, doesn't it?

4. More closet space. When they built our house, two closets seemed like a fine idea. Guess what? They were crazy.

5. While we're at it, a new house. We seem to have filled this one to the brim. Maybe we should get a new one so we can quickly fill that one as well.

6. A new car. See minivan post for more information.

7. A night nurse. This of course, is for our little man. He's decided being awake from 3-5am is a perfectly good idea.

8. A nice, easy delivery. I don't think explanation is needed here.

9. Diapers. Do you have any idea how many diapers I've changed in my lifetime???

10. A germ-free, violence-free, accident & disease-free world. Or maybe just bubble wrap.

If anyone can help us out with any of the above-mentioned items, we'd greatly appreciate it. All-in-all, we're feeling ready for our Little Miss to arrive. We're just not necessarily looking forward to the arrival part.