It's time for a much-needed mental-health holiday. Please feel free to send your good wishes my way as I take the next week off to breathe deeply and enjoy my sweet children. Til next time....
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Just Wondering
Daddy, when did God make you?
Sugar and Spice
Little Man: Daddy, what's this called?
Daddy: That's a spice called mustard seed. [sensing teachable moment] Hey Buddy, did you know that God says if we have faith that's just this big that we can do great things?
Little Man: Wow. Cool. [pause, holds up salt] Daddy, what does God say about this spice?
Daddy: That's a spice called mustard seed. [sensing teachable moment] Hey Buddy, did you know that God says if we have faith that's just this big that we can do great things?
Little Man: Wow. Cool. [pause, holds up salt] Daddy, what does God say about this spice?
Monkey See
Mommy: I don't want to see you doing that ever again!
Little Man: Okay, don't watch me!
Little Man: Okay, don't watch me!
2 am
"Daddy, can you get my Mommy?"
"Honey, it IS Mommy."
"Oh...Mommy, can you get my Daddy?"
"Honey, it IS Mommy."
"Oh...Mommy, can you get my Daddy?"
[Sigh]
Mommy, are you stressed?
How Do You Know That?
Mommy: Why are you taking so long computer??
Little Man: Mommy, it's loading!
Little Man: Mommy, it's loading!
90 Degrees
Noooo Mommy! I want whole pants!
Achoo!
"I God-blessesd on you!"
Cash or Charge?
"Mommy, what does credit mean?"
"Where did you hear that word, honey?"
"From my voice!"
"Where did you hear that word, honey?"
"From my voice!"
Silly Mommy
"Look sweetie! There's Grandma's street! Hi Grandma's street!"
"Mommy! Roads don't talk!"
"Mommy! Roads don't talk!"
Amen
"Mommy, where are my people toys?"
"I don't know sweetheart."
"Oh...I think they went to church."
"I don't know sweetheart."
"Oh...I think they went to church."
Happy Meal
After putting on a helmet:
"Look Mommy! I'm a cheeseburger!"
"Look Mommy! I'm a cheeseburger!"
What's that Noise?
Upon hearing the coffee percolating:
"Mommy! Baby sister is farting!"
"Mommy! Baby sister is farting!"
Messy, Messy
Little Man: I need the baby bag!
Mommy: And what do you want to do with the baby bag?
Little Man: Open it up and take everything out!
Mommy: And what do you want to do with the baby bag?
Little Man: Open it up and take everything out!
Too Smart
"Mommy has a CD player!"
"And what does Daddy have?"
[pause]
"A baseball player!"
"And what does Daddy have?"
[pause]
"A baseball player!"
Yummy!
"Are you biting Mommy?!?"
"No, I'm chewing Mommy!"
"No, I'm chewing Mommy!"
Too Funny!
After baby fell off couch:
"Honey! What did you hit??"
"The floor!"
[Trying not to laugh] "And what hurts?"
"The wood!"
"Honey! What did you hit??"
"The floor!"
[Trying not to laugh] "And what hurts?"
"The wood!"
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Hi “It’s Called Guilt” Blogger,
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Jessica
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