Just Give Me the Epidural! (vol. 3)

11. I want an epidural for keeping my house clean. The living room was clean last night - I swear!

12. I want an epidural for picking dandelions. They just appear overnight.

13. I want an epidural for keeping my daughter's socks on her feet. You can follow the trail of them all over our house! (back to #11)

14. I want an epidural for bathing suit shopping. I told my husband I was getting a bikini this year. For half a second, he thought I was serious.

15. I want an epidural for getting my daughter to sleep through the night. I'm so tired!

If you missed volume 2, check it out here.