January 13, 2009

Just Give Me the Epidural! (vol. 2)

6. I want an epidural for our s-l-o-w computer...

7. And the updates for it that didn't work.

8. I want an epidural for the car we're using since our car still won't go in reverse. This one just got a hole somewhere in the muffler system, and only has one working windshield wiper.

9. I want an epidural for finding foods with no milk or soy.

10. I want an epidural for potty-training. Why do they hate having a poopy diaper changed, but refuse to use the potty when it's time to go?

In case you missed volume 1, check it out here.

2 confessions & pardons:

Anonymous said...

One hurrah for us today -- Caleb has gone all day in the same pair of clean underpants, even at school while he was at school! Hurrah for Caleb! Now, mind you he's eleven months older than you're little man, so maybe this is really a "hang in there" in disguise!

Anonymous said...

...mommy, that's just water in my pants...oh, no it's not...run to the bathroom...three days later ~ mommy, there's pee in the vent...aaaaaahhhhhh!!!! i'm next in line for this epidural!!!