Stage 1: Don't notice body.
Stage 2: Want to display body for all to see, preferably in high heels, lipstick, and with a fairy wand.
Stage 3: Self-conscious about body. Mask self-consciousness by displaying body for all to see, preferably in high heels, lipstick, and with a set of car keys.
Stage 4: Hate body.
Stage 5: Pregnant - love body!
Stage 6: Want pre-baby body back.
Stage 7: Made peace with body. Just glad the compliments roll in for the beautiful kids!
October 20, 2009
Life As a Female (vol.1)
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2 confessions & pardons:
Um... is there a stage where the husband has some say in how the body is viewed?
Amen, Guilty Mom! At least now they're looking at my kids and I can hide my body behind their cuteness!... uh-oh-- I think small girl in the house is phasing stages!
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