Today I was online for 35 minutes at our home computer.
It opened 3 pages.
Now I'm at the library.
Will this ever get easier???
March 10, 2009
35 Minutes
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Daddy, when did God make you?
Sugar and Spice
Little Man: Daddy, what's this called?
Daddy: That's a spice called mustard seed. [sensing teachable moment] Hey Buddy, did you know that God says if we have faith that's just this big that we can do great things?
Little Man: Wow. Cool. [pause, holds up salt] Daddy, what does God say about this spice?
Daddy: That's a spice called mustard seed. [sensing teachable moment] Hey Buddy, did you know that God says if we have faith that's just this big that we can do great things?
Little Man: Wow. Cool. [pause, holds up salt] Daddy, what does God say about this spice?
Monkey See
Mommy: I don't want to see you doing that ever again!
Little Man: Okay, don't watch me!
Little Man: Okay, don't watch me!
2 am
"Daddy, can you get my Mommy?"
"Honey, it IS Mommy."
"Oh...Mommy, can you get my Daddy?"
"Honey, it IS Mommy."
"Oh...Mommy, can you get my Daddy?"
[Sigh]
Mommy, are you stressed?
How Do You Know That?
Mommy: Why are you taking so long computer??
Little Man: Mommy, it's loading!
Little Man: Mommy, it's loading!
90 Degrees
Noooo Mommy! I want whole pants!
Achoo!
"I God-blessesd on you!"
Cash or Charge?
"Mommy, what does credit mean?"
"Where did you hear that word, honey?"
"From my voice!"
"Where did you hear that word, honey?"
"From my voice!"
Silly Mommy
"Look sweetie! There's Grandma's street! Hi Grandma's street!"
"Mommy! Roads don't talk!"
"Mommy! Roads don't talk!"
Amen
"Mommy, where are my people toys?"
"I don't know sweetheart."
"Oh...I think they went to church."
"I don't know sweetheart."
"Oh...I think they went to church."
Happy Meal
After putting on a helmet:
"Look Mommy! I'm a cheeseburger!"
"Look Mommy! I'm a cheeseburger!"
What's that Noise?
Upon hearing the coffee percolating:
"Mommy! Baby sister is farting!"
"Mommy! Baby sister is farting!"
Messy, Messy
Little Man: I need the baby bag!
Mommy: And what do you want to do with the baby bag?
Little Man: Open it up and take everything out!
Mommy: And what do you want to do with the baby bag?
Little Man: Open it up and take everything out!
Too Smart
"Mommy has a CD player!"
"And what does Daddy have?"
[pause]
"A baseball player!"
"And what does Daddy have?"
[pause]
"A baseball player!"
Yummy!
"Are you biting Mommy?!?"
"No, I'm chewing Mommy!"
"No, I'm chewing Mommy!"
Too Funny!
After baby fell off couch:
"Honey! What did you hit??"
"The floor!"
[Trying not to laugh] "And what hurts?"
"The wood!"
"Honey! What did you hit??"
"The floor!"
[Trying not to laugh] "And what hurts?"
"The wood!"
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Whatcha looking up? Did you have two children in tow with you at the library while you were doing some sort of research? If so, you should be sainted!
i dont know if this will help. maybe if we think of people in other parts of the world that dont have computers,wash machines,a real home and healthy children and dont know where their next meal is coming from. im not sayig i dont get mad either. but wow! do we relized how much we take for granted. you know i always say to people i dont ever want to be a millionaire. i have a great loving husband and family and i come from such a great big family that i love and i have god , im already rich.
L - I was desperately trying to find us high-speed internet! And no - no vote for sainthood just yet - they were home with Daddy.
G - You're right, of course. I have gotten stuck in my own little world of what's working and what's not. I'm a spoiled brat - picture the 'rotten egg' girl from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory!
[whining] "I just want high-speed internet!!!]
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