Read Me A Story!

Our little guy loves his children's Bible. Daddy reads him a story from it every night and he often asks to read it during the day as well. Here's what he "read" to me today:

The Creation Account - Genesis 1
"And it's about - God said, 'You must go to a light.' And God sent the the clouds into the sky. Grandma said there's no clouds in the sky! Yeah...This one the sun came down . And some of these [fish]. And he found a frog and the dog is trying to look at him."

Adam and Eve - Genesis 3
"And Adam & Eve, well, God said, 'you must not eat the fruit because it's yucky.' Um, they picked up some fruit and the snake said, 'you must eat some. It's pretty yummy.' So they ate it. God said, 'Aaa-dam! Where ARE you?' 'We're hiding.' 'Did you eat the fruit I said you shouldn't? Tell me.' 'I did.' And God said a flame into the thing."

Noah's Ark - Genesis 6-9
"God is making a boat. For all the animals.... God told Noah to build a boat for all the animals to get inside.... Well, God made a boat like this and it starts to rain. And then they all get out."

The Tower of Babel - Genesis 11:1-8
"God said, 'build a tower.' But they said, 'NO!' So they stopped making their tower.

Abraham and Lot - Genesis 12-13
" 'Bring your animals back to the zoo....' 'Give me your sheep,' and the man said, 'no.'

Moses and the Exodus - Exodus 3
"You bring the people away Joseph."

Pharaoh and the Exodus - Exodus 5-11
"God said....and the king said, 'no, no, no, no.' He said that!"

Jonah and the Whale - Jonah 1-4
"Joseph goes in the fish!"

I'm glad he's enjoying these stories - but it's obvious we've got a lot to clear up!